DJ Li and Amsterdam

Just going through my old computer and found some old blogs I had made while I was on myspace.

So 17th June arrived, was I ready HELL NO!!!
With only 2 hours left until my train departed I was in a state, it was end of the world, I couldn't find anything to match my light blue nike pants.
Oh my bad more importantly the hotel had screwed up our reservations meaning Amsterdam was going to have 5 more strangers prowling the streets not knowing if they where coming or going. I supposed it could of been worse I could of been locked in that nut house called Big Brother.
So with only 1 hour to go things became more

Little Li Goes to Amsterdam Part 2 Pants Officer
I was 10 seconds and counting to having an huge BITCH FIT. Someone was looking out for me as the hotel phoned back and they managed to find somewhere for us to stay.
THANK THE LORD I cried as I heard Shut Up from below as my housemate was woken up by me doing my beyonce dance.
The trip to Luton Airport could of been a simple one expect for the fact that my lovely purchased nike blue pants decided they wanted to reveal my enourmous Lopez arse to the whole of east Croydon Train Station. Apologise to the passengers and staff that had to witness that.
So turning up at Luton Airport with gleamer of hope that trip would not result in disaster as I saw my friends waiting for me. We checked in and went through to passport control.
The offcier held the passport close to his face then look down at me, looked at the passport, looked at me, looked at the passport looked at me, looked at the passport looked at me after 20th time I was getting worried that this boi isn't going to see Amsterdam. But he let me through but then I saw MI5 station in the corner typing away.
Here we go again I said to myself as the officer lead me over to the spies sorry my bad I mean police officer.
He snacthes the wet passport and looks at it and enters something in the keyboard. Then looks at me.
"Where are you going to Sir?"
"Hell!" , "Amsterdam!"
"Why you going there."
"Because I got high, because I got high."
"Are you going by yourselves?"
"No I am going with my imaginery friend called Ryan."
"Do you have any attention of going to Germany?"
"Germany where the hell is Germany I am going to Amsterdam fool."
"No."
"Have a nice trip sir."
"Fu&k Off!"
Cursing and cussing I was after being interview by the police for 20 minutes, after my mates just got asked ONE yes ONE question. Vex I was. But I let it go as after all he's just doing his job. Anyway I had something else to worry about it was Airbus319......
TO BE CONTINUED

So we had arrived in lovely Amsterdam, on hold I suppose you people want to hear my terrifying plane ride. Well actually it was okay actually no tears, shouting and no crying expect for the fact I had to hold my mates friend hand all the way cause he was a but scared or maybe I was just getting in there. So like Mary J Blige there was no more drama. I WISH!
We arrived in Amsterdam around about 6pm the plane was late thanks Easy Jet. So we spirited like it was the Olympics towards the train station as time was definably against us and some people had a major craving for something green.
As we waited for the train I looked up to see a strange lady dressed in very unusual clothes with a shower cap over her head and goggles over her eyes. Is this how they dress over here I ponder to myself then she started talking to my friends. Me and my other friend decided we would start talking about crap actually to avoid the nice lady. But we over heard the conservation between my mates.
What we understood is she lost her way I needed directions to the sea. Sorry my Bad. Its her hen night and she needs money or something so for 1 euro we could buy a small bottle drinks. I saw her reach into this small bag to reveal two bottles one red and one clear. Money was taken she was happy we where happy that the train arrived so we could escape.
So we entered this unusual double Decker train, I looked at the bottle that the lady gave to my friends.
No way man, I want to remember tonight thank you.
So my two mates drank the contains in one gulp.
See you guys tomorrow, I said Doubt Ill be seeing you.
Errhh! screech my mates Taste like Medicine.
Bet it was medcine.
I looked over to my left I was sitting next to a fitness.
Wow! I gasps slowly Do all you man in this country look like this HES FINGER LICKING GOOD.
To put it plainly nothing happened I eyed him up and thats it. If I knew what I knew about that night I would of jump on top of him and dragged him back to the hotel room.
The clan arrived at Amsterdam Central at 6.30 was Amsterdam ready and more importantly was I ready????
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Little Li Invades Amsterdam Part 4 - A Crazy 9 hours
With the Hotel room sorted well actually my room was located in the middle Labyrinth. You think I am joking to get to my room you had to catch one lift then depart on the second floor walk through a big bar then walk up a one flight stairs then catsh another lift. Fu&k knows how I am going to get to my room if I decide to drink.
So as you do getting ready toke first priority cause as someone told me you never know who you will meet so you got to look good. I had to look good I was going to pull whatever the case.
So taking little sips of whisky I hate whisky by the way we where waiting for the diva of the group as she had to apply her make up on. So we where sitting their then this strange lady sprung onto the TV and started singing well if you call it singing oh sorry my bad rapping talking about purple haze and garlang. Confused or Drunk I thought to myself as I didn't undertsand what this woman was saying or doing by that matter.
We headed out, alarm siren where at the ready as someone suggest we visited a Coffee Bar. So we entered Betty Boos don't ask! Sat Down then rubbed my eyes as I thought I was in present of a star. Yes Skin from Skunk Anansie was infront of me. I was like WOW!!
I looked over me friend had a large smile on his face as he was smoking you know what. Yes it was like Missy Elliot Pass The Dutch video well actually I have had bad experience with that stuff so I decide not to as I didn't fancy swimming in the canals if Amsterdam.
After 30 mins in the bar a big rumble was coming from our bellies, Yes Hungry Strikes shouts a voice then cartoon character comes out and plays drums on my belly. I was tripping, but I didn't take any then started to cough as the bar started to fill with smoke.
After Dinner we headed to Amsterdam version of canal street people so many people where theY fit NO, where they gorg NO, where they old HELL YES!!!
Anyway we entered the bar as everyone stared at our entourgae, at dashed straight towards the bar. I stood there for a while then something started to move.
Oh my god!" I yelled as I didn't know what was happening
then looked at my feet as the floor was actually moving, oh with a little relief on my face.
So we went on a mini bar crawl well actually I was on man crawl looking for the first oppurtunity for you some fun.
Anyway it was decided we where going to the club called EXIT...